im really stressed out over someone coming to visit to talk about the project ive been working on but my email and database access has gone to shit and i just hope she doesn’t show up at all cause i have literally nothing to say but “shit’s broke” hhhhhhhhhh

I FORGOT MY TABLET CORD

okay so i was going to make a small slice-of life comic thing because of something that happened today but i didn’t like it so here’s the cliffnotes version

  • I was at the state capital building helping out with work stuff, but being really quiet and nervous because there was a fuckton of people
  • some lady who had been at our booth for a long while assumed that I was mute, so started trying to talk to me with ASL
  • I immediately freaked out, but instead of saying that I don’t understand ASL, I just started frantically waving my arms back and forth
  • my co-worker had to explain that I could actually speak and I was just a “quiet person”

so yeah that was a thing i hope you guys had a decent day and all that

AHA I FINALLY FIGURED OUT THE SECRET TO GETTING PEOPLE TO STOP TRYING TO SMALLTALK WITH ME

SHITTY FOOD

shit if you ever need to fall asleep instantly just listen to the NiGHTS into Dreams soundtrack jesus fucking christ it’s like the sandman whispering sensually in your ear it’s so fuckin great

bad idea to do this at work tho

what the hell why was there over twenty windows for the calculator open

why was there ten more windows of a random document open

why was the laptop unplugged

why the hell can’t I see the start bar or change the size of this window

someone help

(laffs a lot)

(laffs a lot)

(also we had a spare monitor so I set up dual screen and im just

stretching the windows out so they show up on both screens and giggling

i am an adult)

skyscribbles replied to your post: so we finally got a new computer for everyone who…

Oh no its Windows 8 DDD: My brother said its horrible

Yeeeeah this looks like absolute garbage so far???? hopefully I’ll get used to it 8T;;

so we finally got a new computer for everyone who works at this desk and

what in the fresh hell is this fucking start bar

ahahaha the girl that baby-talked me over email just came into the office

here’s a thought: why not, when dealing with people with a mental or developmental disability, ALWAYS ASSUME COMPETENCE?

because if I get another email from someone’s caretaker that pretty much baby-talks me I’m going to put some motherfuckers in an oven

let's share my dumb today
  • <sejiii> (okay five minutes into work and I've already had my dumbest thought of the day)
  • <sejiii> (there were some braille brochures that came in from perkins today, and my first thought was "this is a little plain for a brochure")
At least you’ll have plenty of oxygen

there IS that! 

but one day im just coming in in full camo gear

and like facepaint and shit

it’s gonna be a good day

this coworker keeps putting plants around my desk

one day i’m gonna come in and there’s just going to be an entire frickin forest here