Really? Have they actually ever considered that kids MAY, IN FACT, EAT SOMEWHERE ELSE THAT’S NOT ON SCHOOL PROPERTY? It’s not their responsibility to keep the kids healthy, that’s the parent’s job and if they’re fat it’s either because the kid didn’t listen, the parents/guardians aren’t doing their job properly, there’s a kind of medical issue going on with the kid, or a little of all three. Schools, I must reiterate— IT IS NOT YOUR JOB TO WORRY ABOUT HOW FAT THEY’RE GETTING. IT IS YOUR JOB TO FUCKING TEACH THEM. There is too much bullshit going on in this nation’s school systems to be spending all your time wondering how many carbs are in a carton of fucking milk.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, there’s a glass of milk and some Hershey’s Chocolate Syrup just waiting for me, I’m thirsty now.