never swap headcanons with me unless you either want tooth-rotting fluff or soul-shattering angst
okay i keep seeing these “muggleborn in hogwarts” thing and im just gonna get this one out of my system
a muggleborn getting into dueling and using their magic to recreate the “presentation” scene from megamind
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach
Filming a rainbow when suddenly.
what the fuck
The gays are angry
bless games with sneak
When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something
somebody give me something to color
Accidentally the wrong thing, but it’s better now
(their names are chadwick and earl but I forget which is which)
this was really fun, thanks for sending this! uvu
The choice is yours.
This is a shit ton of bullshit and shaming. People are born with health problems and perfectly healthy people develop health problems. There isn’t always a choice.
are your eyes red, itchy, and inflamed? don’t reach for those eyedrops, just grab a fucking red pepper and shove that into your eyes instead, just fucking jam all the vegetables you can into your eyes you fucking animal just do it
Inject V8 directly into your veins you miserable bag of trash. Get a giant syringe full of vegetable juice and stab right through your fucking arm in a wild attempt to cure your heart condition.
Wow, and here I could have saved all the time and discomfort of fucking brain surgery by eating a leek or something. WHO KNEW?!
Commentary. On. Point.